about the author...
Poison - Hotei
hello my name is skappity dappity i am 20 years old and my pronouns are really
cool you should see them. seriously some of the greatest pronouns ever.
i'm a 2x failed film student and that means i am trustworthy beyond belief and you
should send me money to use to buy little trinkets and such.
i don't have a lot of hobbies beyond making minimum wage rn but i like building gunpla, playing
strive potemkin (i'm usually 10th floor hehe), and being a nuisance to my wonderful friends who i hold very dear.
my socials are below you can add me on anything and i will appreciate it but
keep in mind if you expect me to interact first i will DIE i will SHRIVEL UP my entire body
will turn to a PASTE and it WILL be your fault and my estate will sue you for everything you have.
my favorite mammal is the seal. my favorite bird is the crow. my favorite lizard is the
salamander. my favorite fish is the coelacanth. my favorite other bird is the shoebill. my favorite
arachnid is the horseshoe crab. my favorite actual crab is the coconut crab. my other favorite other bird is
the duck. my favorite dog is the borzoi. keep up.